edoggy_g
on
19th Feb 1999


1) wEaR cLoThEz oF tWo kUlAhz: yEr cHoiCe oF bLaCk o wHyTe_
2) oWn aN aLpHanUmEriC pAgEr wiT a bUiLt iN aNsWeRin mAcHiNe_
3) oWn a cEll fOnE_
4) hAvE oNlEe aZn fRiEnDz_
5) sPeAk oNLeE iN aZn lAnGuAgEz_
6) dReSs aS tHo yEr hEaDeD fOe a pArTaY wHeN yEr aCtuALLy gOiN tA
cLaSS_
7) iF yEr a gUrL, bE sHuR tO sTuFf yO bRa_
8) iF yEr a bOi, bE sHuR tO sOuP uP yO aCuRa iNtEgRa_
9) sMoKe eVeN iF yOo dOn'T kNoe hOw tO, eXpeCiALly wHen hAngIn wiT
cHo hOmiEz_
10) tRaVeL oNlEe iN dRoVeZ oF 10 aNd aBoVe tO pArtAyz_
11) gO tO aLLuH tHa kOo aZiAn "iNtErcOlleGiAtE pArtAyZ"_
12) rEfUsE tO dAnCe tO nEthAng bUt tEkNo_
13) wHeNeVa iN dRovEz oF 10 o mOe aZnZ, sTaRe mEnaCinGly aT aLLuH
tHa oThA aZnZ_
14) dAncE iN ciRcLeZ aT aLL pArTayZ n kLubZ_
15) iF yOO a guY, bEeH sHuR tO cOp cHeaP fEelZ oFfa gUrLz yOO lykE_
16) iF yOo a gUrL, bEeH sHuR tA ruN yO fiNGaZ tHroO yEr hAiR eAcH
tyMe yOo sEe a hOt gUy_
17) wEaR oNlEe dEsiGneR lAbElZ_
18) mAkE sHuR dEsIgnA lAbeLz r xTrEmlEe vIsiBLe...bEtTa yEt, mAke
sHuR dAt tHa mAke isH eMbLaZonEd oN thA fRoNt_
19) oWn a pAiR oF dOc mArTenz_
20) beEh hELLa gOOd aT pOoL..oWn a cUe sTikK iF yOo cAn, eVeN iF yOo
kNoe nUttIn bOutZ iT_
21) mAkE sHuR yEr pArEnTz aRe doCtoRz, oR bEttAh yEt, gRocErY sTorE
owNeRz_
22) bEliEvE iN bArN jAcKetZ, j. cRew, aNd tOmMy hIlfIgEr_
23) mAkE sHuR yoO iNstALL eVeRy pOsSibLe oPtiOn yOo cAn oN yO cAr_
24) oWn a sPoRtZ cAr (aCuRa bAyBee!!)_
25) dAtE oNlEe sUmoNe dAt a fRiEnDa yErZ hAs aLreAdY dAtEd_
26) bEeH aN oFfiCa iN thA KSA/CSA oF yO rEspEctIve sKoO_
27) bEeH a cHriStiAn pRetEndIn tO aCtuALLY cAre aBoUt tHa rEliGioN_
28) uSe cHurCh aS a sOciAl gRouNd tO mEeT pOteNtiAl dAtEz_
29) iF yEr a gUy, mAkE sHuR yO hAiR lOOkZ liKe tHa hEad oF a
cirCumsIzEd pEniS_
30) iF yEr a gUrL, mAkE sHuR yEr hAiR iZ cOloReD wiT stReAKz oF
bRoWn oR rEd foR oPtiMaL kEwLnEsS_
31) tWo wUrDZ: Manhattan Portage_
32) iF yEr a gUy, dOn'T bEeH eMbArAsSeD dAt yO pEniS iS
sMaLL...iNstEaD, siMplEe mAkE sHuR dAt iTz siZe iSh iNveRsELy rElAtEd
tO tHa lOuDnEsS oF yO cArZ eNgiNE_
33) iF yEr A gUrLaI, dOn'T bEeH eMbArRaSsEd bOut cHo sMaLL
cHeSt...iNsTeAD mAke sHuR dAt iTz siZe iSh iNvErSeLeE rElAteD tO thA
aMouNt oF mAkeUp oN yO fAcE_
34) iF yOO a gUrL, wEiGh nO moE dAn 75lbs_
35) iF yEr a kOreAn bAyBee, hAvE eYe sUrGeRy dOnE sO yOO cAn lOok
liKe a gOlDfiSh_ mah mom wantz meeh to do dat!~
36) dAtE oNlEe tHa pPl fRoM yO oWn cLiqUe, oR eVeN a bEtTaH oNe!!_
37) iF uR iN a gRoOp oF 10 oR moE fRieNdz, sTaRe mEnacInglY aT aLL
iNteRrAciAl cOupLez yOO sEe_
38) iF yEr a guY, sTaRt hAbiN inSeCuRitEz aNd coMplAin aBouT tHa guYz
aLL sTeAliN yO wOmeN_
39) iF yOO a gUrLaI...weLLz, aZn mEn nEvA dAte iNtArAcIaLLy nEwAyz_